She said his real name was Larry and he’d improved his lot considerably, expanding the bikini business by branching out into sno-cones, rentals on flotation devices, umbrellas, She holed up in a country shack with some geese and an instructional video and when nobody was looking dodged around among the damp trees like a furtive angel. There was no telling what she was after, but pretty soon all the townsfolk queued up, rapt, to see what was next. Nobody went away untouched.







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